Death and Texas

...only two things in life are certain

Death and Texas

Comedy|

6/10

Barefoot Bobby Briggs, the legendary running back for the Austin Steers was today sentenced to die for his role in the armed robbery/murder at a downtown Stop 'n Go convenience store... It's five years later, and Bobby's appeals have all but run out, and the Austin Steers are - once again - on the march to the Superbowl, with a lock on the playoffs, when their wide receiver has a season ending injury. With their playoff hopes in shambles, the Governor of Texas controversially offers Bobby a furlough -- from death row -- to help rescue the Steers' post-season hopes, and even play in the Superbowl.

Charles Durning

Steve Harris

Corbin Bernsen

Jello Biafra

Susan Egan

Chris Ellis

Rance Howard

Mary Kay Place

Joe Unger

Billy Ray Cyrus

Tiffany

Andy Richter

Corey Large

Julia Morizawa

Richard Riehle

Ann Weldon

Pamela Jean Noble