Personal Services

The future lies in kinky people

Personal Services

Comedy|

6/10

The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.

Julie Walters

Shirley Stelfox

Alec McCowen

Danny Schiller

Tim Woodward

Suzette Llewellyn

Victoria Hardcastle

Dave Atkins

Ewan Hooper

Alan Bowyer

Peter Cellier

Benjamin Whitrow

Stephen Lewis

John Shrapnel

Nigel Le Vaillant

Ron Pember

Ivor Roberts

Arthur Cox

Stanley Lebor

John Bailey

Carolyn Allen

Sheila Gill

Jagdish Kumar

Badi Uzzaman

Arnold Brown

Toni Palmer

Andrew MacLachlan

Arthur Hewlett

Andreas Markos

Michael Packer

Ian McNeice

Helen Gemmell

Clare Clifford

Joanna Dickens

Charlotte Alexandra

Antony Carrick

Leon Lissek

Arthur Whybrow

Anthony Collin

Peter Wight

Adam Morris

Lorena Lee

Allan Stirland

Mark Hardy

Lorraine Brunning

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Michelle Collins

Pamela Duncan

David Leland

Janie Booth

Nick Stringer